{"id":7944,"date":"2026-09-08T14:02:30","date_gmt":"2026-09-08T12:02:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aifonline.net\/?p=7944"},"modified":"2026-09-08T19:48:49","modified_gmt":"2026-09-08T17:48:49","slug":"billet-technophobie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aifonline.net\/?p=7944","title":{"rendered":"Billet : Technophobie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><em>Par Alain Kaminski<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La technologie, l\u2019informatique, la t\u00e9l\u00e9phonie \u00e7a devient ma b\u00eate noire sans doute que \u00e7a va trop vite pour moi, c\u2019est comme mon \u00e2ge, lui aussi avance trop vite.<br>A l\u2019occasion d\u2019un changement de v\u00e9hicule le concessionnaire Toyota a essay\u00e9 de m\u2019expliquer les fonctions du tableau de bord et\u00a0ne je comprenais rien, des lumi\u00e8res qui s\u2018allument de partout. Heureusement que je prenais livraison du v\u00e9hicule accompagn\u00e9 de Roman, mon pet-fils \u00e2g\u00e9 de neuf ans et demi. Il a\u00a0bien \u00e9cout\u00e9\u00a0toutes les explications et m\u2019a dit \u00ab\u00a0papi si une lumi\u00e8re verte s\u2018allume rien de grave peut-\u00eatre tu roules trop au milieu si\u00a0c\u2019est en rouge c\u2019est plus emb\u00eatant\u00a0\u00bb.<br>Je le savais, je me suis accroch\u00e9 au Technologie Express mais j\u2019\u00e9tais mal renseign\u00e9 quant \u00e0 la vitesse d\u2019icelui. Pour ce qui est de la t\u00e9l\u00e9phonie\u00a0j\u2019ai voulu changer le fond d\u2019\u00e9cran, un parcours du combattant. Roman l\u2019a fait en deux minutes.<br>Une\u00a0semaine plus tard je retourne chez Toyota, il y avait une lumi\u00e8re bleue qui s\u2019\u00e9tait allum\u00e9e et \u00e0 ma demande d\u2018explication, on me propose de demander \u00e0 mon petit-fils&#8230; Un conseil qui m&#8217;a sembl\u00e9 relev\u00e9 de la plus haute fantaisie\u00a0Incroyable\u00a0!<br>Mon d\u00e9funt p\u00e8re avait appris un mot qu\u2019il aimait beaucoup qui pourrait r\u00e9sumer certaines situations. <em>Sophistiqu\u00e9.<\/em><br>Mais avec son accent yiddisho-polonais\u2026 Il n\u2019arrivait pas \u00e0 le prononcer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Par Alain Kaminski La technologie, l\u2019informatique, la t\u00e9l\u00e9phonie \u00e7a devient ma b\u00eate noire sans doute que \u00e7a va trop vite<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-billet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aifonline.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7944","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aifonline.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aifonline.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aifonline.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aifonline.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7944"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/aifonline.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7944\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7989,"href":"https:\/\/aifonline.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7944\/revisions\/7989"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aifonline.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aifonline.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aifonline.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}